lmao

Just in case anyone thinks I don’t have The Ethics:

WE WERE MERELY FRESHMEN.

Give the guy a break. It has to be a seriously depressing existence to wake up every morning, and the man in the mirror is 50% Donald Trump.

To clarify why this is so dumb, .269 was second in the AL (DET led with .270) and .014 above league average.

I don’t see what the big deal is. Did you guys know KOBE BRYANT is an All-Star this year?

Fouls are literally not part of the game, they are what happens when you break the rules of the game. The awarding of free throws is meant to punish the offending team for doing something that is not part of the game of basketball, and to discourage rule-breaking by putting the offending team at a disadvantage. The…

The point of a sport (at least to most viewers) is to watch something that is pleasing/exciting in some way. Free throws are already generally the least interesting part of a basketball game (other than in end-of-game situations where they have direct bearing on the outcome). Watching someone badly do the least…

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD POST THIS!!!

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

I’m not very good at video games.

time for my glorious 10 year run of national championships at Wyoming to resume

If you’re anti-tennis that’s fine, but the tiebreak is easily good enough for the top 10 on its merits. The exceedingly rare fifth-set-without-a-tiebreaker is incredible though, which can turn into “continue playing competitive tennis until someone collapses.”

More likely, the robbers or one of the robbers were watching him at the club and saw the car he got into. Less likely, Uber driver happens to have contacts that can use two or three vehicles on short notice to box in HIS OWN vehicle on the off chance he picks up a ball player.

Claim him as a loss on their tax return

Yeah, I wanted to mention the receivers too. Fitzgerald’s a phenomenal run blocker and obviously great pass-catcher, but they have Michael Floyd, John Brown, Jaron Brown, J.J. Nelson, and Jermaine Gresham at tight end. Then, Palmer also has David Johnson out of the backfield. It’s ridiculous.

Which is to say nothing of John Brown

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.