Rover537

6/17/19

The whole helmet thing is baffling.

6/17/19

Oh yeah?

6/17/19

This Heathcliff is the only good Heathcliff.

6/17/19

It’s crazy to go after Garfield in a world where Heathcliff still exists.

6/14/19

I know us Knicks fans talk way too much about our shitty team, and my even saying this shows I’m Charlie Brown running up to kick the football, but this is all why I’m 100% certain the Raptors model is the only legitimate approach for the team (which is, at best, at the very beginning of that 7-year window you…

6/14/19

nor for Steph’s stupid golf show

6/14/19

Kyle Lowry Kept The Raptors Alive

6/12/19

The first pizza’s toppings were not on the correct sides

6/12/19

Woj: does what’s asked of him anyway

6/12/19

Woj: says a thing

6/12/19

Right reasoning, wrong cereal. Raisin Nut Bran is the clear champion of the raisin and bran cereals.

6/12/19

Not only is the comment the best part -- it is perhaps the funniest thing (of many many funny things) I ever read on Deadspin.

6/11/19

This isn’t entirely relevant, and the long-term effects of a torn Achilles could certainly be devastating, but at least we’re having this conversation about a guy in a position to have a $30 million+ player option next year. Durant will have then chance to try to come back on his terms. Most dudes can’t say that…

6/10/19

Agreed. I’ve been in Baltimore for a decade after 4 years in Austin and I’ve never had a good pit beef sandwich. The line for one at the farmer’s market under the JFX baffles me (because you can get the best falafel with much less of a wait).

6/4/19

Virtually every GOAT argument in sports features an old fogey who believes his childhood represented the peak era of athletic achievement, squabbling with a young squirt who believes he’s LIVING in that era right now.

5/31/19

It sure is.

5/30/19

Kevin nearly blew it in the end (with some course-correction in the last round) but bacon is like LeBron in his prime — it doesn’t matter what else is on your roster (although IMHO, scrambled eggs, bacon, and perfect hash browns is the best breakfast possible).

5/30/19

Although I do not believe Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is even a thing anymore. But Marchman might have some in his bomb shelter.

5/30/19

Thank you for this important correction -- I will adopt a cat. Don’t buy pets!

5/29/19

Welcome to New York baby!