I said I was sad not to see him on a list of assholes who should be fired. Not sure I was being all that reverential.

How is Jeff “7-9" Fisher not on Fire This Asshole?

Fuck you. No way I’m benching Kapri Bibbs. You lunatic.

Whatever. That bird looks dope.

• A little extendable tongue for performing oral sex on demand.

All I know is, I’ve never played a tennis video game I didn’t thoroughly enjoy. And I’ve played, like, three of them!

Also, it’s Dwyane Wade, not Dwayne.

Your answer to the ketchup/mustard question is the best thing you’ve ever written. And this is coming from someone who loved The Hike! Got all misty at the end and everything.

So it’s like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, but instead of real houses for people with sad stories, it’s fake houses for rich kids? And no Ty Pennington? Got it.

“The Ring” was good. This movie looks like some bullshit.

And no, I did not carefully read this whole post before posting a comment with a link already shared, thank you very much.

You have a lot to learn from these children.

Hey man, the Texans are just living life to it is fullest!

WHAT.

I really hope the court has more evidence than “their stories didn’t match” (people’s memories aren’t great in traumatic situations!) and “they were joking around later” (people react in odd ways to adrenaline surges!) before they try to seize anyone’s passports.

I can’t be the only one who was hoping Vin’s daughter’s new word was “candy-asses”.

I’ll believe they did until proven otherwise. I like to dream.

This is a really solid bread ranking. I really have no argument. I would add PB&J to your caveat on Wonder Bread, though. And you mention Pita and flavored wrap, but where does standard issue tortilla belong?

I don’t agree that it can’t be someone who was in a previous installment. I bet he’s talking about Tyrese, and maybe Ludacris too. Their characters are always being stupid and feuding about some bullshit, I bet life’s been imitating art on the set of 8.

It seems like all the biggest villainous dicks are swimmers — Efimova, Sun Yang, Chad le Clos (even if his villainy is of the humorous annoying variety), even Katinka Hosszu. Why is that? Or is this just recency bias? Are there a bunch of dickhead track and field athletes who I’m gonna hear all about in a week?