This is a really solid bread ranking. I really have no argument. I would add PB&J to your caveat on Wonder Bread, though. And you mention Pita and flavored wrap, but where does standard issue tortilla belong?

I don’t agree that it can’t be someone who was in a previous installment. I bet he’s talking about Tyrese, and maybe Ludacris too. Their characters are always being stupid and feuding about some bullshit, I bet life’s been imitating art on the set of 8.

It seems like all the biggest villainous dicks are swimmers — Efimova, Sun Yang, Chad le Clos (even if his villainy is of the humorous annoying variety), even Katinka Hosszu. Why is that? Or is this just recency bias? Are there a bunch of dickhead track and field athletes who I’m gonna hear all about in a week?

Taran and Cobie Smulders are one of those Hollywood couples I think I could really be friends with, if only they knew how cool I was and didn’t live thousands of miles away.

Matthew’s right about one thing — golf has no business being an Olympic sport.

My first clear memory is also Wide Right. I know I watched some Mets’ games in the 80s but I'd be lying if I said I remember seeing Buckner live.

But wait! It was a three-team trade. LeBron, deciding that he is sick and tired of the bullshit and just wants to play with his friends now, convinces Boston to send a few draft picks to the Knicks, who then send Carmelo Anthony to the Cavaliers.

Well I just followed that dude. Worth a shot.

Wade, Rondo, and Jimmy Butler? Yeah, I'll watch the hell out of that.

I have this sense that I remember the Challenger explosion, but I couldn’t actually tell you any of the specifics about where I was etc. Then again, I was only four and a half, so maybe I just think I remember it.

The fuck is dry shampoo? Shampoo is wet.

Only the Knicks/Mets/Rangers/Giants come close, and that doesn’t really count because of all the other New York sports teams.

People may have different opinions, but I try to give kids a lot of leeway on this — they’re not trying to be indelicate, they’re just being kids! I’ll hear kids in public from time to time saying “Mommy/Daddy, why is he using that?”, and I normally hear the parent answer “it helps him get around.” To me, that’s…

This is a wonderful piece, and you sound like a great brother. But — as someone who understands the power of certain words, and how they’re used, you should get this — I wish you hadn’t used the phrase “confined to a wheelchair” multiple times. My wheelchair doesn’t have straps or locks that keep me from moving;…

Does Subban’s NMC kick in with the Preds? That means they'll have to protect him in next year's expansion draft. (I of course assume they would have anyway, but it's nice to have choices.)

Honestly, I wish the Knicks would be this good about reading the writing on the wall. I lived through 2010 — I don’t need to go through it again. Durant ain’t coming. You’ve got Porzingis, Melo, Derrick Rose. Focusing on building a team around those guys, and be particularly careful not to fuck up KP’s future.

Not politics?

I’m going to out myself as someone who never saw these movies, but I had NO IDEA Blake Lively was in the Pants Sisterhood. I could have named the other three (well, I could have for sure named Ferrera and Tamblyn, and probably gotten Bledel eventually), but not her. I don’t even think of Lively as being part of the…

I will agree the Rangers are not good drafters, but you could pick any team and have a debate about numerous disastrous draft picks. That’s the very nature of a draft.

I would take a do-over on Brodeur at #20 in 1990. Because I fucking hate the Devils and would have preferred literally any other team in the NHL drafting the best goalie of all time.