“This fall” and “next spring” are not “premiere dates.”

Isn’t there a third step missing, including the word “friend”?

I tried to get cookies for the guys instead, but the only joint I could find had big, shithead cookies.

So this must be the all-time best flag. Stripes! The Union Jack! A palm tree! A crown!

She was also super good in Burning Love. She’s got drama and comedy both on lock.

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I’m actually quite surprised these comments haven’t devolved into a debate of Westerosi marital laws.

People who should get paid more, ranked:

Oh god, what if season two is bad?

Wait, but if the Caps win but Ovechkin doesn’t get the natural hat trick like REAL MAN and north AMERICAN HOCKEY HERO Mark Messier, the Rangers still advance, right?

Netw3rk and Greenwald. They can focus exclusively on television, specializing in Game of Thrones. They don’t need to talk about sports anymore. They’re bad at that.

NESN. He would fit in great.

Yeah. I think it’s generally pretty well known, although they have no relationship to speak of.

It’s a pretty good sign of a porn addiction, if you believe in such a thing.

Ugh, forget it dude. It was a joke.

Guys, a reminder — don’t watch porn at work! http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/…

Yeah dude, that’s the point. This statement is from MSG — which manages the Knicks, Liberty, and Rangers — not any of the teams themselves. It would be absurd to reference the Rangers in the headline, because this has nothing to do with them — but from a technical-legal perspective, it’s equally absurd to mention the…

Not entirely relevant, because Dolan = MSG = Knicks, but Begley has since clarified that the statement was from MSG, not the Knicks. All things being equal, because they’re not terrible and in the playoffs and also a sports team, you might as well change the title of this article to “The Rangers And Their Owner are…

Bohemia is good! Also the only beer I came to know of due to commercials at the end of a PBS cooking show. A PBS cooking show about Skip Bayless’s brother and niece!

Wolverine and Invisible Woman eventually have to re-do it a bunch of times because they keep fucking things up, and it’s not that unlike the realllllllly shitty Guy Pearce The Time Machinemovie, which sucked