Well, Tobias Beecher ain't getting any phone calls from his dead kids. Thanks, Schillinger.

Ooh, you can freeze Thin Mints! Big fucking deal. Thin Mints are fine, but if you actually look at their cookie bonafides, Samoas are the clear winners. I'd have a hard time deciding if Samoas or Oreos are my #1 overall packaged cookie. Thin Mints wouldn't crack the top 5.

Your last sentence makes me so happy. We need more sentences like this in the world.

Counterpoints:

Generally a very solid list, but the two best pizzas I've had in my life had arugula (http://www.graziellasmenu.com/menu_dinner.ht…) and kale (and pistachios! http://hershspizza.com/home/menu/) on them. I understand and respect the principle of "get your salad off my pizza!" but my experiences don't bear it out…

You forgot to mention that they were also totally huge losers in high school.

I'm out! (Drops mic.)

I heard the first season was bad, so I didn't watch. Seasons 2 and 3, when it is said to have gotten a lot better, are great. Don't be too judgy too soon!

I'd be happy if they were just releasing the first three seasons to Netflix.

You're crazy. By the end of the run, Alex was the clear MVP.

Yeah but if he signed with the Knicks Nike would pay him a trillion dollars a year! Let's just hope Phil Jackson isn't sick/injured and temporarily in a wheelchair at the time.

"Apart" strikes again!

There's an entire category of "LOLKNICKS" articles. Any of them should suffice. http://deadspin.com/tag/lolknicks

You are kidding, right? This website has (rightfully) written numerous stories about the Knicks tanking. They maybe didn't expect to be tanking at the beginning of the season, but they're sure as hell tanking now.

One more game until the ASG! Then it's over.

"Start owning the Nets because the Knicks don't want you" is too obvious, right? But the Nets are for sale . . .