I think that might be a low estimate. Just found out that the owner of my favorite pizza place escaped from a life as a lawyer. So jealous.

Yeah, I forgot about Pete. Whoops!

Looks like one of the partners doesn't get a quote on the fancy new press release. (Hint: it's the only female one.)

I spend way too much time watching/caring about sports, and "watching live sports" is the only reason I pay way too much for cable. I would love to never watch sports again. And to get paid for it? $500,000 would seal the deal for me. Easy.

You know the first kid with Phil Hellmuth-style sunglasses is really rocking Google Glass. His parents surely became beta testers for this very reason.

All this talk about NHL '94 and still no debate about "the move"? I'm for it.

Blade of Steel was so unlicensed that it didn't even use team names. You just picked a city — New York, Toronto, etc. I think maybe the colors were kinda accurate?

All I know is that every time he was on the ice during the Bruins-Rangers series, Eddie Olcyzk said the same thing: "Look at Jagr! He's so tired, he can only play 7 second shifts! There he goes, off the ice." Actually, I lied. He also regularly said "Jagr still hasn't scored a goal in these playoffs."

Also, his song is terrible, in that it sounds terrible, and the fact that the Korean words in it are "pretty clever" does not make a lick of difference to this non-Korean speaker.

I too am jealous of your lack of awareness of Gangnam style. "Blacklist Psy" is pretty solid advice, regardless of the reasoning behind it.