I gotta admit, I would have assumed a story involving three baseball players and their wives would have included a sex tape and not a discussion about gun and race in America. So this story is just filled with surprises.  

No, you A-L-W-A-Y-S call the police first; before doing anything else. Produces immediate documentation of the time you called, whom you spoke with, and your immediate side of the story before a patrol officer arrives. This is in ANY situation with another party.

2-phase power?  What is it, the late 1800s?

If the rookie helmet fit you must acquit.

buy a klondike bar.

can we please stop pointing to goddamn polygraphs like they mean anything? might as well call in a phrenologist. 

He’s gonna be crying, alright, when he discovers that ‘polygraph’ doesn’t mean two chicks at once.

Marisnick could have “murdered” Lucroy by breaking his neck or causing permanent brain damage in the collision.

Never forget.

Twenty games seems light for someone who could’ve murdered another player with a baseball bat five years ago.

Imagine the reaction from these dimwitted wokies if an actor like Anthony Quinn was still around. According to them, he should have never played Italians, Greeks, Jews or Arabs because he was Mexican. Or that Omar Sharif, who was Egyptian, should have never played Italians, Greeks, Mexicans or a Russian like in Doctor…

Trying to shame her for these things is ludicrous.

If your sport is fine with knocking someone out cold and then punching him twice in the head while he’s out, congratulations, your sport is garbage.

Who would have figured that “BostonBeliever” thinks the Boston Celtics are easy to like and that disliking them doesn’t make sense.

Nobody’s mad about it! I’m not even criticizing the Grizzlies; there’s a whole paragraph about how they probably couldn’t ask for more. The purpose of this post is just to note the oddity of a player as good as Conley changing teams for so little. He’s really good, and for various reasons the Grizzlies couldn’t get…

Some days...

No. Chances are your loser son who didn’t make it to the majors is an asshole too.

Actually, he’s just an asshole who can throw a small ball with velocity.

Pitchers are assholes, starting pitchers are gaping assholes, when the manager asks for the ball, give it to him and sit your diva ass down.

Finally, something good happened on Twitter