It’s ok Jim, no one is paying any attention to this loss.

I’ll just type this again to you too

Well first, it’s not what would be labeled a serious crime, so if I’m a student that is apparently IN finals week, last thing I’m gonna want to go do is sit with some cops over what I’m looking at as a vandalism incident, especially if I’m just trying to get out of Lawrence for a few weeks. Do you know where the…

He got Brown to come all the way across the country to Berkeley

It should really read “in exchange for moving back to Missouri”

“Martin had a good gig at Cal, but $21 million, seven years of job security, and a chance to move back to Missouri are all perfectly good reasons to go.”

Kyle Busch has one of the most hateable faces in sports history.

I wonder what Butera did with his other two wishes.

In Mayfield’s defense, he is an idiot.

S-E-C! S-E-C!

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Well, Kyrie finally convinced me that the Earth is flat, because if this really were a spherical planet he took enough steps on that play to circumnavigate the motherfucker.

Your choice of “non-athletic” QB is curious considering Rodgers is one of the most mobile QBs in the league.

There are tornado warnings and thunderstorms happening here in MN tonight when it should be cold and snowing. But no, it was sweaty wood that cancelled the game.

Sweaty Hardwood = ‘70s porn name.

At least they were honest about the reason. In my house, it’s usually a “headache.”

So...the Trailblazers need a cadaver...

Unfortunately for Ezeli the cadaver is an Oregonian so his knee will need to take frequent shots of methamphetamine and with the upgrades will soon price his other “darker” knee out of the neighborhood.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.