Why do cops always leave the keys in their cruisers? This happened too many times...

My friend left an opened bottle of vanilla extract in her used car and it worked pretty damn fast.

Yeah... Those commenters are pretty overreactive. Like I said, don't play music too loud and watch your surroundings. I drive with my windows down and sunroof open most of the time...

What's so hard about asking mommy for money?

I spot those drivers with ease because I watch my surroundings, dude.

That's funny... ~70% of drivers and bicyclists I've seen had earbuds in or a headset on. Talking on handheld phone is a zillion times worse.

I wanna see a Mazda Porte Cab do this...

Nah, people use bluetooth headset to talk on their phones too...

Then you don't understand hard of hearing and deaf people... They watch their surroundings too...

The network should fire themselves too for being too fucking stupid to realize the names are pretty fucking fabricated...

Your friend is at fault for not being able to spot bright flashing lights zooming in on his rear view mirror... I watch my surroundings all the time and my volume is always in medium range.

IOS's Music app... Earbuds in ears then enjoy the drive... As long as you watch your surroundings and don't play your music too loud.

I'm sorry but... 9 out of those 10 fads are still alive and well in my area... They're everyfuckingwhere!

Honda Z Act is pretty cool...

Jalopnik were trying to stir things up, I guess...

He can be himself and walk out on his own... Apple CEO Tim Cook did that and no one recognized him.

He's 25? Looks like a 35 years old stoner...

Run wild? Looks pretty damn slow to me...

Not over... They're everyfuckingwhere in my area.

Underbody lights... Rice racers started dropping their rice cooker on wheels to the ground, making underbody lights pretty pointless so they stopped installing these. Thank God.