(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Here is a pic of Cowell from the same event but not making a funny face by tensing his face and neck muscles and popping his eyes:

https://jezebel.com/renee-zellweger-once-overheard-some-people-on-the-londo-1838028640

It’s kind of sad that TPTB decided to do that because the video is actually very enjoyable. 

Man, I’d really love to know what Larry has to say about all of those roles! BY READING ABOUT IT IN AN ARTICLE.

This is the bit at the end of the second act where you realize you’re a monster.

Blake Bortles is finally getting his due!

Gen X doesn’t even OWN a tv. 

There’s something deeply amusing about this whiny, self-indulgent rant about how people spend too much time whining and being self-indulgent.

Gen X guy here, and you’re full of shit. That show was a huge fucking hit, and I don’t remember a ton of PR: I literally heard about it from my GF. The show just caught at the right time.

Y’know, this thing you’re doing, where you piss all over something people like and then you’re all like “hey, I’m perfectly fine if you like it”? It’s pretty shitty.

[Rudy’s] splurges—$7,131 on fountain pens and another $12,012 on cigars.

I remember hoping for Gwyneth Paltrow to appear in a Melissa Etheridge video to complete the hat trick of Brad Pitt girlfriends/wives in her videos, but nope.

Some audio books are a bit different from the text, and give a unique experience from that text. So I can see this being a bit useful for hearing-impaired individuals (for instance, in the audio version of Carrie Fisher’s ‘The Princess Diarist,’ she has a few interactions with the sound engineers that…

That’s what I found so baffling. I don’t pay attention to The Simpsons anymore but figured if the AVClub was posting a video, it might be worth checking out. Turns out they posted a video they specifically think we SHOULDN’T check out which... huh? I think the proper thing to do would’ve been to write the article —…

Middleditch seems like a decent Michael Cera... Dammit I mean Jesse Eisenberg.

That “Bizzaro zombie apocalypse survivors” bit was done in Shaun of the Dead.

I saw a whole lot of her personal items when she released “Sex” so I’m not planning on buying anything.

I’ve read that three times and it is delivered like a teaser for an upcoming true crime podcast episode. I have no idea WHO was murdered, but I’m now hooked.