I’ve read that three times and it is delivered like a teaser for an upcoming true crime podcast episode. I have no idea WHO was murdered, but I’m now hooked.

Pat the dog! Pat the dog! PAT THE DOG!

I so often get Torn and Taylor mixed up and as often surprised at the films they’ve “been in”. Torn had a long and varied talented career. I’ve enjoyed many of his movies. And my apologies for expecting him to randomly toss confetti (though I’m sure he did).

He was a crazy bastard, but he was a gloriously entertaining one. R.I.P. Rip.

Either way, he’s likely to be down to a Hellboy weight next season.

Death Becomes her is a classic of delectable dark comedy. Pay no attention to its negative critics at the time: the picture is more entertaining and better than a lot of Zemeckis’ films, including Forrest Gump.

The dog is still alive. It’s your friend who is dead.

Is this where we’re at now? Shitting on seemingly decent people because they happen to have lots of money? Because losing a parent isn’t hard or emotional when you have money...amirite?!

I’ll chime in with my own anecdotal evidence too - a few months ago I was watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend by myself. In the show, one of the characters mentions “Kate Hudson’s new leggings line.” Later that night, on Instagram, I saw an ad for Kate Hudson’s leggings. I never googled anything about Kate Hudson or leggings…

Chuck Todd is an outright imbecile, and he needs to be fired.

Straight up now?

I have a friend who used to manage a Starbucks in LA and she said Paula used to call at least twice a week trying to order Chinese food, so...

Listen if YOU don’t find her sexy, that’s your business, but considering she never has any problems attracting new boyfriends there are lots of people who do. Sexiness has always been part of her pop persona, is she supposed to give that up because she doesn’t make your particular dick hard? She’s got a pretty amazing…

If anything from Rebel Heart deserves to be on this list, it’s “Joan of Arc”, not “Devil Pray”.

A) She wasn’t in her 60s when we were kids

I’ll have to restrain myself or this could take a while. Sanctuary and She’s Not Me are nice choices. Love Profusion and Get Together are all-time greats. Shoo-Bee-Doo is lovely. Secret Garden is great. Amazing (record label wanted be a single and they were right) is fun, classic her and Falling Free is an all-time…

But they subvert the usual formula fans are expecting, because instead of immediately getting to Candyman, there’s a feature-length ad, which you can’t skip, for a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot.

I’m rather impressed with the sustained Homer metaphor here.

I just can’t wait for Bran and the King of the North to face off.

I am 100% for stereotyping MRA dickheads based on their choice of sunglasses alone.  I have yet to be proven wrong on this.