RoseLizenberg
RoseLizenberg
RoseLizenberg

The only thing missing from this is a coke deal gone wrong.

FUCK SNAPCHAT

are you on twitter?

are you on twitter?

where is u/cuenta-quemador to explain to everyone how this makes Brazil look fuckin AMAZING?

Uhhh...yeah. The judge seized their passports on the fact that they didnt look too scared in a surveillance video a while after the mugging allegedly happened.

Hot wheels?

I’m 41 and I still regularly get carded when I buy beer. I smoke, I drink, I’ve never once used an eye cream, I can’t remember the last time I slept all thru the night without waking up at least 2 or 3 times (maybe the 90's??). I do like blueberries, but was not aware of their anti-aging qualities. I don’t think I’ve

In the early aughts I lost a sibling to a freak drowning accident in a deep river in a fairly remote part of Northern California. It took the search & rescue team two months to find his body. During those two months, my family and I would drive up to the area where he fell in and walk along the river's path (much of

I was just about to tweet her to ask what’s up.

check Politico if you haven't found it yet. I *think* that's where the report originated.

I found it on my trending list but there's no link for me to copy for you. All it says is it's in a report from Politico. Maybe search their site for it?

Same. And a Monica & Chandler IRL reunion would be nice as well.

Well this is adorable.

Debra Messing & Madonna, both in Africa. The Gay Mafia is up to something...

Fucky Obama.

Ben Affleck is the epitome of the obnoxious-as-fuck Patriots fan. The only thing Tom Brady is the "best ever" at is being Tom Brady. Fuck the fuck off you irritating twat waffle.

Odd question: back in the mid 90's I was friends with someone on AOL who used the name “catpee”. Any relation? Ive been trying to track his ass down for ages.

I just RT’d him & have serious questions about myself now. But first Im gonna go take a nap with my dog.

The best I could come up with is Tomlor Swiddleston.