She’s learned to “take the high road,” inferring that the tow truck lady took the low road. FUCK HER and her nonpology. How about “I learned not to treat strangers like shit”? Not everyone watches ESPN, my dear. Before today, i’d never heard of you. You’re not Diane Sawyer (or Snookie for that matter). It’s not safe…

Thank you for this. You are a wonderful soul.

Why are they on Divorce Court if they're not married?

I have a theory about this. For this album & promotion she has employed - so far - both Mike Tyson & Terrence Howard, both known for various forms of violence against women. Madonna herself a victim of horrific domestic violence via Sean Penn. And now she is in charge, instructing these men on what to do, without them…

I'm a gay man in my 40s & I had no fucking clue Manilow was gay.

She’s not trying to be relevant. She is relevant and doing whatever she wants.

This reminds me of that one time when Rich Juzwiak gave a blow job to an employee of a children’s theme park in the middle of the day.

I'm for anything that makes Russell Crowe fly into an unnecessary blinding rage. I'm gonna fall asleep tonight imagining how these calls played out.

I had the same reaction when they recast Darren on Bewitched.

Back in the late 90's I was dating a guy for about eight months. We weren't living together but it was definitely (supposed to be ) an exclusive situation. One night he told me I shouldn't come over cuz he had a bad cold. I had no reason to doubt him, it was the dead of winter and I knew he was run down with long work…

oh my goodness gracious

The moral of the story is, don't insult a woman just because you don't agree with her. Unless she's Madonna, then all bets are off because that bitch had it comin'.

This has given you an excellent excuse to insult a woman who you don't agree with. How lovely, dear.

Mark, you incandescent blogging reindeer. You are obviously a Nina and I love you for it.

#TeamTomlin Forever.

Are there a lot of cowboy hats? I bet there are a lot of cowboy hats.

Are you kidding me? If it were Beyonce or Rihanna, Jezebel would've insisted on a moment of silence and then posted a headline something along the lines of "Beyonce Proves She Is Immortal and CANNOT Be Taken Down."

As soon as I read the part about "CPAC 2015 followed me back on Snapchat and it felt very weird" Jennifer Aniston's cry-face in Cake popped up on the side of the screen which made me laugh, proving that Friends is still going strong.

Yeah sorry about that. I have a bad habit of replying to people without clicking the "continue this thread" link. After I hit submit I noticed all the prior replies. Wasn't trying to "pile on" or give you undue grief ;) Perhaps I should just refrain from commenting until AFTER my post-work joint and just chill for a…

Well the lyrics stopped coming out of the sound system as soon as she fell and didn't start back up again until she composed herself and got back to business, so I'd say yeah she was singing live.