[Here's Lotus founder Colin Chapman, an Esprit, and his John Player Special-liveried private plane. Amazing. Photo Credit: Lotus]

I have a feeling I'm going to be alone on this, but I really prefer when these trailers stick to gameplay visuals. Even when they feel compelled to show "people partying b-roll..." uncanny valley be damned.

Mine would be:

I'm going to disagree with you. Bad weather is NOT a cop out. I was extremely disappointed they ran the car in those terrible conditions. They flat out shouldn't have run it in that weather. It was absolutely drenched on track. There's just no way any car can get a proper lap time down in such conditions.

I'd also like to know the official lap time please.

woo dogey!

NOOOOOO WHY MUST YOU TAKE THE PPG CAR!?

It's painted in that crafty F-4 Phantom camouflage.

Is it just me, or does Max Hoffman look a lot like Jonathan Higgins?

[Seller]:Mr. Perkins, good morning, hurrahs80 with eBay in New York City. You recently responded to one of our ads. The reason I’m calling is that an extremely exciting investment opportunity crossed my desk today. Typically our firm lists no more than sixty thousand cars at any time: this is one of them. This Alpha…

erm, there are really no women engineers period. My alma mater is 50/50 men to women and 85% of the college of engineering is men, a large number of the women in the "real" engineering majors were foreign students from asia, and most of the American women landed in Industrial.

They also had a right-hand drive, manual, diesel Mini Cooper D on hand at the event. I asked to drive it, they said no. I tried, guys. I tried.

There...that shut him up.

In Soviet Russia, you move car.

Though the exterior has heavy Ford design influences, the guts are all GM. The same big-ass LS9 6.4L V8 from the Corvette is in the Bass, making a very robust 640HP. The engine is set far enough back in the chassis to be a front-mid engine, and the weight is even further distributed by the rear-mounted transaxle, a a…

Not quite sure where to put this so I'll leave it here.

Going to a Super Bowl in person is like jerking off on Lindsay Lohan — sure, it would probably be fun enough... but, at the end of the day, it's nothing you can't do at home in front of your TV and save $4,000 in the process.