Bring in relegation and you’ll have a decent product.

All right, fine, Highway Patrol will box it in with Crown Vics and then turn up Nickelback super loud until he surrenders voluntarily.

A noticed that a new coworker would spray and wipe down his desktop, mouse, and keyboard every day before he started work. I figured he had OCD or something, but later he told me it was just a habit he got into when he was working at some location that was particularly dusty or something, and he’s just kept it up…

John Scott should have held the cheque a little higher.

What state is this? The laws in most should allow descendant access to gravesites, court order or not, and if a landowner denies access to graves on their property they can get in trouble.

When I first saw this header graphic, I thought for sure you’d be talking about The Simpsons: Tapped Out. The game’s been around for a while, but this year saw major upgrades to its gameplay, along with some fun and ambitious in-game events.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

Defensive driving is an art those most people suck at, or just don’t care about. It’s all about ME ME ME! This is MY lane! That’s my EXIT! You don’t merge in front of ME, bitch!

I am a former Logmein free users and the antics of Logmein last year left a bitter taste in my mouth. There was an uprising which I see happening in this case. Former Logmein free users who were providing free support for friends and family may abandon Lastpass altogether and switch to some other software.

or rather, lost all hope of getting into one in the near future

Remember when people got all excited when bin laden died? This is my bin laden moment.

I’m one of the few who still watches it (not terrible, but obviously not nearly as great as it was) and I’ll be very interested to see how they handle this. When Phil Hartman died years ago, they were able to simply stop showing his characters — if you didn’t know he died, you might not even notice when Lionel Hutz…

It's so awesome that tuition will go down accordingly!

I'll lose my mind if LA or Pitt win the lottery (provided Pitt misses too)

As a former Winnipegger, I am very happy for the city to have something like this to celebrate.

My headphones are big and noise insulating for a reason. It's not so I can be your friend.

Oh man, when you fly for business, you learn so much about the human condition.

This person is definitely Canadian.

I posted the Hooper jump. I guess some people just don't recognize awesome when they see it. For Christ sakes it's got Jan Michael Vincent and Burt Reynolds in a rocket powered Trans-Am. Does it really get anymore bad ass than that??

I missed this as the QOTD, but don't tell me that no one mentioned the Hooper Rocket Car jump?? Perhaps this falls under the "Southern car jumps" category.