I saw this on Top Gear as well and thought it was some stupid fad on expensive cars. And now I know...

I've seen a Ford Flex with wood paneling. I thought it was a factory option and I was very pleased.

It sounds exactly like an old wagon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conestoga…

Why would they even bring 11 rims? A couple, sure, but 11? Did they also have a three engines and five suspensions in that truck?

Wow...Okay, I can understand the hate for the Mustang II, but it wasn't an ugly car at all. The Turnpike Cruiser is the most over-the-top car of an era of over-the-top cars. But the 61 Valiant? The 61 Dart? The Cougar? The Starsky and Hutch Torino? Dude...

I would have been really angry about this 12 years ago, but I had honestly thought LucasArts was already dead. The last really good Star Wars game was, what, Knights of the Old Republic 2, and that was done by Obsidian. The last really good adventure game was Psychonauts, which was Double Fine. What have they been…

In the 80s, RWD was considered on it's way out, even in sports cars.

Who passes 5 cars on a blind curve against the lines, then drives 20mph under the speed limit when he gets to the front? Honda drivers...

Rong place at the Rong time.

No. The real villain is anyone deflecting this issue to guns or video games instead of the actual problem, which is mental illness. People like you.

Yeah. And while we are at it, what about that 5th Amendment? Protecting people from incriminating themselves? Fuck, if they weren't guilty, they wouldn't be incriminating themselves? And how about that 4th Amendment? If you aren't guilty, you don't have anything to hide. The 1st? People have opinions I don't like, and…

Does a '71 Lincoln Mark IV count? Sure, it had a gigantic 460c.i. engine, but it was huge took corners like a train. That is, not at all. How about a Vista Cruiser wagon with the 455 Rocket in it? Oh, I got it. My '89 Dodge Ramcharger. The 318 V8 isn't that big, it's an automatic and only RWD to boot.

A hollow point bullet is designed to expand to create a larger wound cavity. That's it. They don't knock people down. They don't magic through body armor. They don't explode or fragment. They aren't insta-kill spells. They make a tiny hole slightly bigger, somewhat bettering the chances of hitting something important.…

Scooty McEverycar...

The only correct answer is the Cadillac Sixteen.

But...Speed kills more people than guns every year, and the only thing a Mustang does better than, say, a Camry is allow more speed faster. If we are going to legislate based on need, then guess what? Mustangs are out. They are too small for a family car, too expensive for a starter car, too fuel costly for a…

A man killed 20 children with guns. If "guns" is the part of this sentence that bothers you, there is something fucking wrong with you.

*Climbs up on knee*

Vauxhaul, because even a badge engineered Chevette is pretty damn cool when it has a freakin' Griffin on the hood.

I have a Hyundai with three doors. Well, it has four, but one of them stopped working right after the warranty ran out as so hasn't opened in probably 7 years. It was the rear driver's side door, too, so I guess Hyundai just decided to stop trying.