I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

No, instead he decided to take to a Gawker Media site and basically shout over and over “WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO MY OMFGYOLOSWAGSKYLINE?!?!”

Except that’s exactly what Doug’s doing on this Jalopnik article! And he made a video lampooning the people who work there; hear the disdain in his voice as he talks about the peope who work at the Nissan dealership who actually care about his precious car, they just spend their days selling shitty Altimas. Well Doug,…

Which was the sole premise of this article.

That’s what this article was for.

Pretty weak of him to blatantly model one of the shirts from the new Joe Flacco Signature Collection.

That's the first time a visitor has been caught stealing at Wrigley this year.

Last one I could find of the Astros celebrating.

By "we" I mean, "Michael J. Fox"

"Metallica is my father???"

Expect a low-scoring Final Four, then. God hates FGs.

This is your winner!

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the fax of life.

I thought this was going to be about Scandanavian powerlifter Rams Pünter. Imagine my disappointment. Fucking Johnny Hekker.