If by automatically, you mean the thermos of coffee flying around the cab bouncing off the hazard switch randomly, then yes, automatically.

Well, when you’re wright, you’re wright.

Congratulations, Mr. My arm! Let go of my arm with your ass, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Toyota Supra which this lovely lady, Manizha Faraday, will deliver when she stops screaming.

You might have a case with Corrosion. Fire is, after all, just overly vigorous oxidation.

I judge people based on the state of cleanliness of their car. If the inside of your car is filled with junk and trash, and the outside has filth all over it......

Doors should slide beneath the fenders.

New Logo:

1st Gear: This demonstrates the fundamental problem with CAFE. Forcing the manufacturers to make small, fuel efficient cars doesn’t change what people want to buy. To quote Bob Lutz, “reducing fuel consumption by forcing automakers to sell smaller and more frugal vehicles is like fighting the nation’s obesity epidemic…

I couldn’t agree more. Top Gear always felt like amateur hour during the driving segments (Stig excluded), and they had to resort to slapstick comedy to make up for that. I sincerely hope that Tiff makes his way over to take Evans place, not only because Evans needs to go piss up a rope with that attitude, but because…

Car designs peaked in the mid 1910's, if you ask me.

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

#NeverForget

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

2005 Toyota Presidential Texas Edition Tundra Double Cab

DeTomaso Dodge Omni.

Dodge La Femme:

That would be very useful for driving in the HOV lane at night, pretending to be a motorcycle.

Bow tie thingy is simple, hold both ends of your chosen strip of satin silk firmly between the thumb and forefinger of each hand.