To be fair, bra-cup-as-facemask-memes/images have been floating around since this thing was really only on the map in China.

Didn’t watch because I hate this kind of stuff. Sounds like that was the right choice.

Right? You aren’t going to drown in a pool just because you left your house.

LOOOOL what an absolute tool.

Bete Noir is kind of a weird name for a dog...?

I think this correlation REALLY depends on what the tattoo is.

NO RAGRETS

I’m not impressed until they drink the sarcophagus water.

Nice.

An article with Emily St. John Mandel and not even a mention of the topical Station Eleven? Psssssh.

I wasn’t even seeing anyone prior to this all going down and was having a vague long-distance flirtation with someone and was generally ok that I wasn’t having regular sex, but damn if the horniness hasn’t skyrocketed now that the very option of sex has more or less been entirely eliminated for the time being.

All of this. The creepyness is a given. And no one should be surprised that a 27 year old that would date a 17 year old is superficial.

Quarantine horniness just got turned up to 11.

Excuse me?

I’m sorry, but are people seriously so dumb that they think “offers valid while supplies last; winners will be notified” = “everyone gets a dress?” The brand handled this poorly, but JFC people. I have never, ever seen that language used to mean everyone gets something for free.

As a Chicago native, this pleases me. I’m now desperately craving a hotdog.

Seriously. Who the fuck is this guy, and why should we care? I don’t get giving people like this more attention.

I’m now following Martha Stewart on IG as a result of this post.

I don’t know if fucking will help him on his path to self-awareness, but I’m certainly willing to volunteer.

Just start coughing.