It’s a fucking earth-shatteringly stupid comparison no matter how you try to walk it back.

Imagine how self-absorbed you’d have to be to think other people would be willing to die so you can create an as-yet-not-existent person.

Congrats on being another asshole in a league of assholes, then.

Right? I’d rather take my chances with the virus than this dystopian murder house.

It’s amazing that this post manages to completely ignore the context of what’s actually happening in the larger world. Convenient.

The line DEFINITELY, at minimum, starts behind all the people that have had a loved one die or that have lost their jobs.

I don’t hope that. Especially not when people are being denied potentially life-saving care as we speak.

Seriously. I just fucking can’t with the general concept of thinking now is a good time to get pregnant or bring a child into the world, or thinking it’s ok to tie up medical resources in what is - sorry - an entirely elective procedure.

Thank GOD you took time out of your extremely busy day to let us know.

This bitch made me so hungry every time I read that book. The spaghetti just looked really satisfying. 

No one begged this brain trust to have five kids.

How stupid can you be to think having your family of seven based out of an RV during a pandemic is an even remotely good call? Have fun when you need to quarantine, assholes. There is no way to follow the guidelines and do what they’re doing. 

It’s not self-quarantine by definition. And no one is going to applaud some asshole with five kids for breaking the rules.

That person is a fucking asshole.

Do you mean to imply that there are times when Jeanine Pirro isn’t drunk?

I wasn’t going to click but omg. It’s worse than I could have even imagined.

He’s probably not an evangelical like a lot of those chucklefucks. 

Nali is amazing; I refuse to recognize any other peri-peri. I go to Malawi for work sometimes and it’s usually the only thing I bring back. I was most recently there at the end of last year, so I have a decent stash for now.

I fucking LOVE Marie Sharp hot sauces and was hoping someone would mention them. I’ve been to the factory in Belize and everything.

I love the YTTP Superberry mask. And I like the Laneige lip mask, but I recently got the Tatcha Kissu mask and I think it’s superior.