I wasn’t going to click but omg. It’s worse than I could have even imagined.

He’s probably not an evangelical like a lot of those chucklefucks. 

Nali is amazing; I refuse to recognize any other peri-peri. I go to Malawi for work sometimes and it’s usually the only thing I bring back. I was most recently there at the end of last year, so I have a decent stash for now.

I fucking LOVE Marie Sharp hot sauces and was hoping someone would mention them. I’ve been to the factory in Belize and everything.

I love the YTTP Superberry mask. And I like the Laneige lip mask, but I recently got the Tatcha Kissu mask and I think it’s superior.

There are apparently already some newborn “Covids” running around out there. /side-eye

I love a nice man-ass as much as the next woman, but hard pass on this look and on this dude more generally.

Pretty sure this is why Norway is trying to prevent people from going to their cabins.

He’s definitely hotter than Chris Pratt, at minimum.

Who fucking cares?

I think we collectively decided he was hot at least as far back as 2017 when they had him running around in tight tee shirts covering the hurricane.

I’m honestly shocked he’s even lasted this long.

Texas has the highest number of SDWA violations in the country.

No, because you could actually find funny stuff on Vine.

Loooool fuck you, you rapey fuck.

I kind of love her.

Are the Brothers Sprouse supposed to be attractive? Because I’m not seeing it. At all.

Eating with hands isn’t the same thing as licking/sucking on each finger a la Bloomberg, though.

People that lick their fingers when eating are the fucking worst.

I agree. Too “Florida retiree.” Looks kinda cheap.