Sandwiches that are not grilled are an abomination.

"He could have walked away and gone home."

I think I could have helped him. (Off with his pants.)

Well, maybe he was the ultimate bad boy, and he just needed the right person...

Lets just say we're reclaiming these songs by singing them at the top of our lungs while blasting them full volume?

Every time I like a song that is, even at its best, a sh*tty song glorifying misogyny, I find myself quoting Chris Rock: "If the beat's alright, she'll dance all night".

UGH This makes me feel bad for enjoying the fuck out of that song. But only a little. Sorry, feminism. Take my card, I am still blasting that song on the radio (at least I'm not directly funding his misogyny?)

Rose are red, violets are blue /

Sounds to me like the director wants to have her sexism and eat it, too.

Plot twist! It's actually a block of butter with frosting.

Fallon ruined every single SNL sketch he was ever in. And the worse he got, the more fucking popular he got, quite possibly because people thought he was attractive for some reason? He's not funny. He's never been funny. He's not charming or likable or possessed of even the slightest semblance of talent. He is…

No, I mean Jimmy Fallon. I HATE Jimmy Fallon. He's the fucking WORST.

"tampon up your vulva"

Holy hot fuck that is hot. Ryan is such chick bait. I hate him. Just kidding I love him.

"Anderson Cooper is one."