...because he’s hilarious?  That call was great.  Do you hate fun?

Yeah...and I’m a Michigan fan.

I owned a 1998 GTP.  What a flashback to see that screen!  I loved the boost gauge.

Owned a ‘98 GTP and can confirm - good torque, sounded good with a Borla cat-back.

You must either a.) not give a shit about your car, or b.) have fuck you money.

*SUVs, not SUV’s. The SUV’s don’t own anything in your sentence.

Did you feel like this 20 years ago with Clinton?  If you’re old enough to even remember that.

With what the Japs did to POWs in WWII, they still deserve a little dehumanizing 70+ years later.

Because you’re afraid of white people?  Racist.

...because California is more populous than ever and warnings weren’t given properly. He’s not wrong. Fires happen there all the time there and always will.  Nature of the place.

Why sell a billion when they could sell......a million???

Says the jealous Democrat who couldn't afford anything like this.

*NASCAR

Probably a she, not a he.

It’s cute that you think the president has that much to do with the economy and recessions/recoveries.  Actually, it’s not cute, its sad.

Because only Dems turn out and so it’s disgusting when Republicans do?  Fucking asshole.

Because it’s a fucking liberal cesspool here on Deadspin, that’s why.

JFC, PC principal would love you.

Maryland is 5-3.  He’s gonna wanna KILL someone over those three loses.

Because they’re suffering from a mental illness...