If there’s one thing I’ve learned about these “censorship!” tantrums it’s that it’s not never actually about censorship

I honestly thought this article would have been about that Mario Battle Royale game from earlier this year. Ghost races in games are...well, so common that I was fairly sure that they were created in a Nintendo game originally.

Catsuka has dug their own digging and are attributing most of it to the director. They’ve dug up past work of his that was also used plagiarized material.

Uh, did you just say seeing a Mario platformer narrative through is the point? Spoilers: Bowser captures Princess Peach, Mario collects maguffins until he can rescue her. Odyssey was magnificent and contained Nintendo creativity, joy, and depth of Mario’s movement control in spades. Just because your kid liked…

“It’s doing adequately”

In the only metric they care about, sales, they’re doing more than adequately. 

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

Concourse post, comments work!

Mine only had a problem after two years of heavy use and I fixed it myself with a $8 part. The issue is pretty overblown and should not be the only thing that puts you off the system.

Grow up, this is not the reason you won’t buy it. So dumb to even write this out knowing damned well you either can’t afford it or were never going to buy it to begin with.

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Thoughts and prayers in your time of recovery.

Let us know when you recover from your stroke. 

“pioneers in law enforcement, guardians of intellectual properties.”

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

Amazing how many people can write, but can't read

Yeah, but when the voting machines are hacked, I’m not sure it’ll do much good. 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”