I find it obnoxious how Kimmel clearly invests in and depends upon social media while he acts as if he’s way too cool for it and thinks its users are dirt.

Two words, Kimmel: Sports Commentators.

Any PC version?

When is it out on PC?

Is there panty sniffing going on in the right third of the banner image?

Nicely understated.

This is a top, top article. Lol’d hard.

Shove a dick in a blender? Really? What if someone on another site had told Jezebel to shove its tits in a blender?

Don’t forget his castle!

Are there any good hotel simulators?

That update really shoots the story in the head.

Being treated like dirt.

Looks more like Minecraft than Deus Ex or Thief.

Val Kilmer is easily in the top 5.

That art is bad. Rob Liefeld bad.

When’s the badly needed gfx update?

I have no idea what this list means.

Sounds like a very racist country.

What do you reckon'll be the average amount of gold for 30 days' game time?

If you like N.O.L.F., you should check out the Modesty Blaise books.