Yes you are!

There is a reason why the video is only 3 minutes long. It took em five minutes to dream up these luscious lines so by the time the 9th minute hits, they need another hit.

Hey Dina, a day late and a dollar short honey. Sit down and stop boozing, you embarrassing wretch.

Is this it? I don't think this shit is pizza.

"In reality, cops love hassling people who stand out." Well, I'm just gonna stop being myself. I always knew that was really the problem.

It's located on King St. W., which has become home to the (nouveau riche) scum that Toronto's suburbs produce. They're worse than the small-town transplants playing at being hipters on Queen St. or Dundas W.

I wasn't sure what role she was playing at first, considering she lived in the boondocks but after seeing her revive Frances Conroy after the burning, I now know she's part of the "good" witches since Angela Bassett now seems just as crazy Jessica Lange. GO GOOD WITCHES!

"[T]hey wouldn't vote Republican if Idris Elba personally asked them to via midnight front yard serenade."

"[A]void taking on causes that might be seen as controversial or as beneficial only to certain segments of the population" is code for "stop tellin them niggers to go to college!"

Thank you. I don't understand people who don't believe someone was sexually abused but somehow people believe Obama is a socialist, angels exist, and Saddam was behind 9/11. Mankind needs a reboot Mother Nature.

A lot of these guys who are lauded as "techies" are essentially a bunch of awkward, mouthbreathing, Rand-loving losers whose presence I can barely tolerate. You should hear these losers at parties. "Have you ever read Fountainhead?" Yes, I did and it was boring and I wanted to claw my eyes out.

MEC is the bomb. And it's so cheap to join, I don't understand why people buy their wintergear elsewhere. I hate that strip of King though but MEC always has a few cuties to compensate for the Eau de Douche outside.

He looks so cute. This story made me feel good. I wonder if he ever found his birth mother?

I'm slayed!

Mr. Cohen, just stop. You're giving Jewish people a bad name with all your bigotry. Ugh.

Why you mad though? The fact that I abhor suburban white kids using our HomoAfrican slang is somehow worthy enough for you to wish death on me. I would never wish death on you, just pray you're impotent and saddened your mom hadn't swallowed your dad's nut, instead of letting slip between her hairy, pockmarked,…

To be frank, by uncool I meant white people that aren't poor or queer.

When the uncool segments of the population start using it and we're left rolling our eyes when used wrongly or done in an "ironic" way. Ugh.