Fucking mouthbreathers. Gross. Poor girl, hope she can get it together.

Speechless.

Because it's their body and they choose to shake it. And?

Ayn,

Reilly,

Brandy,

I would love to crawl into bed with this guy and then do this to him,

What do people get for a hit & run? This guy should totally get that. Bunch of years stacked neatly together. Though I don't drive and assume one cannot simply stop on the highway.

In Russia, YOU hit car!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I AM DEAD!!! *_____*

I find it rather charming because the only men that have bigger mommy issues, other than us homos, are the Jews. Not all but a great many.

But I do and their anxiety-driven sex lives do nothing for me. I rarely ask my Jewish friends about their sex lives. Even the females!

What a majestic beast. Is it a big dog?

I live nowhere near the sea and wouldn't think to eat any fish from the Great Lakes but cotdamn, Red Lobster is NASTAY! I ordered their Seafood Lovers (or whatever it's called) special and tell me why it looked like the plastic food they use to demonstrate the food guide in school.

I scratched my eyes out trying to read that book. After that, I gave up on American Jewish writers.