“We need to vote our asses off in 2018"

I will release mosquitoes and rats into every single one of their compounds.

In other Barf Bag news:

“We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation...”

After Republicans made a modest increase to the child tax credit, Florida Sen. Marco Rubio is now on board with the (still) very scary Republican tax plan, as is Sen. Bob Corker. Three Republicans senators, Susan Collins, Jeff Flake and Mike Lee, remain undecided. Republicans plan to unveil a final draft of the bill…

“If the FCC won’t stand up for a free and open internet, California will.”

Ann Coulter’s “hot take” on Rubio, while not supporting happiness and joy is the most Ann Coulter thing she could have said for the upcoming holidays.

Right? I love everything about pregnancy and motherhood so far, but we’re stopping because of everything you mentioned. These dickheads act like I just want to keep my hard partying lifestyle and just don’t want the personal limitations of children like it’s a selfish thing(not a problem, you do you). Newsflash: It’s…

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

*sigh* I look at them and I just want to give them a warm meal and a bath. And then call the police.

Trust me, I’m 24 and a big rap fan, and I still feel out of it with these people. I can handle people like Yachty and Uzi to a certain extent, but dudes like this or Lil Pump make me cringe. Stop letting these stupid kids with a billion face tattoos, stupid hair and trash bars get famous.

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

These soundcloud rappers, from 6ix9ine to XXXTentacion and everyone in-between, I just don’t get it. What happened to early 00's hip-hop? Who are these freaks!? They make me feel so out of it.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Can we get the ACLU or SPLC to start suing the shit out of these jurisdictions? Then maybe, just maybe, they’ll start taking police training seriously. This is complete horseshit.

Those police officers should be in prison for endangering the welfare of a minor and for kidnapping.

Maybe now she can grow up to be a civil rights lawyer, and win a bunch of ruinous judgments against stupid-ass municipalities that insist on hiring chickenshit, no-account fools for their police departments.