“Think of the children!” defense usually pops up with these assholes. Then they go vote for Moore.

Boy, those Trumpanzees sure are fragile little snowflakes, aren’t they?

The white people, both liberals and conservatives, that rush to defend Nazis and the KKK on behalf of free speech haven’t been as vocal about this. Hmm.

Stephen Fry calls Dan Brown’s books “complete loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind.” I approve.

Blame Dan Brown for everything, tbh.

Pretty sure I was cracking a snarky joke at her expense; we all say it - only the difference is she claims the piety of a specific religion that doesn’t have “hell”.

But, but, but they gave him a bunch of fancy parades!

I would honestly tolerate a reasonable amount of evil from the government if it was married with competence. Like, sure, sometimes the government get up to some shadiness, but they’re keeping things more or less the same from day to day and cleaning up after themselves when they do something shady.

So memo to Orthodox Jew Ivanka:

““There’s a special place in hell for people who prey on children,” Ivanka Trump said on Wednesday.”

Yep! It’s very first-season-House of Cards, right down to the shit human beings involved.

I’d rather see Sessions in the Senate than the Attorney General. Of course, I’d really rather see him buried under a wave of Sydney funnel-web spiders, but alas.

How did this fuckery not rate a mention today?

Here’s the thing. Like the castle they bought and the island they bought, it’s collectively owned by everybody who bought into their promotion. In theory, they’d have to strike deals with each and every one of these owners.

The Alabama senate race reminds me of nothing so much as Claire McCaskill’s last run for Missouri senate, where she just shut the fuck up and let Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin hoist himself on his own very very stupid petard. It is entirely possible the dems could flip this seat if there’s a write-in.

I went there in the 80s for Space Camp. Space Camp was awesome. Alabama was not.

This is all so great! Finally women are being believed.

For a story that happened 30+ years ago, I’m shocked at how much evidence there is for this. Like being banned from the mall for creeping on teenage girls. Plus, on top of that, it’s clear that Roy Moore is just lying out of his ass-mouth, saying he never met one of the accusers, was never at that restaurant, while…

Not even Saul Goodman would touch Roy Moore.