I think Anthro-Fracas was one of the New Gods. He’ll probably show up in the second Justice League movie.

I was literally on the edge of my seat here. Please, take a star.

A rich doctor in my town was charged a few years ago when he hired a bow hunter to kill deer on his estate that were eating his azaleas. Dr. was just astounded he was not supposed to do that!

Welcome to Galt’s Gulch, biiiiiiiiiitch.

One thing clearly mentioned in all of the reports I believe is that Paul was tackled after getting off his riding lawnmower whilst wearing ear protectors.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Anybody can get a little nutty about something they really care deeply about, but rich people are straight up bananas about their real estate and what they perceive to be their property rights. My boss has been a member of a yacht club for decades and lives in one of these fancy neighborhoods (but is himself a…

the two “had been known to have ‘heated discussions’ about health care.”

It’s as simple as this:

I will never understand the short term thinking of anyone who supports these ridiculous tax proposals that funnel even more money to the rich.

Yeah, she needs to be dignified when talking to the President.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

I understand that most companies have policies that you can be fired for badly representing the company (for example, someone where I work was fired for getting in a bar fight while wearing a company polo shirt). However, unless her shirt has the company logo on it (I can’t read it) no one would have know that she…

I’m surprised that Rand Paul didn’t tell the police not to arrest the dude, since, after all, police are antithetical to the principles of a libertarian society and he and his neighbor should have been able to solve their dispute without the interference of government or the need to use taxpayer-funded resources.

We’re just not meant to smile these days.

He should just make these balloons armed with balloon AR-15s. Everybody would just throw their hands up and say, “What can you do?”

He was trying to break Rand’s spine but couldn’t find one.

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

Must be nice having that evil State funded healthcare you hate so much there to treat you for free at a time like this eh Rand.