I’m told a death panel is sitting 24/7 deciding on the future of Theresa May’s government. The only reason they haven’t come to a decision is because they’re too busy pissing themselves laughing.

He could literally rape her and she’d be like, “Well sometimes powerful men have to live by their own set of rules. Yes my father raped me and I’m sad about that, but he’s a very powerful man so I understand and forgive him. I do, after all, have a vagina, and that makes it okay for me to be raped. By my own father.…

Of course, the trick is finding a way to turn them...

Wait, where did the water come from? Are there hydraulic systems on the trains? That, apart from the flooding, seems very bad for the future of the train carriage.

Wait, is that image you posted of the NEW train? It, uh, looks about 20 years old already.

You mean she survived a visit to the Death Councils!!!!!1!11!

“warmest condolences for the death of your son/daughter, military is hard almost as hard as writing this. Here’s a coupon for 5 dollars off on your next visit to the Trump Tower restaurant and a MAGA keychain”

Here’s a question: have five soldiers died in one day yet in his term? I mean, if he hasn’t called the families of the ones killed in Niger yet, who are these other ones..?

He can’t even answer a question about communicating with the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty without mentioning Obama and erroneously trying to make himself look better by comparison. He also managed to make calling parents of dead soldiers about him and how hard that is for him:

Lately it has become increasingly clear that many populations accept as reality (to say nothing of policy) ideas which have emerged from paranoia, neurosis, mendacity and various forms of both mental and physical illness.

I feel like I can translate this pretty well.

Thanks for this article, Kayla. I’m impressed that you conquered your fear of this man and interviewed him. I wouldn’t have been so brave at your age. I look forward to reading about your next visit with him.

This is awesome and I wish the next step would be regulating breeding. I’m so tired of the phrase responsible breeder. What’s responsible is not continuing to breed animals when 2.7 million pets are euthanized every year. It’s heartless.

All four of them being located at about the same place.

Death by a thousand cuts. Harass the motherfucker everywhere and in every way until he’d rather OFF HIMSELF than get up in the morning.

I wonder if they can subpoena the Apprentice raw footage? From the sounds of it, the assault didn’t occur while cameras were rolling, so that may not happen. I’m petty enough to admit I would love nothing more than to see raw footage of his raw sewage being spewed across the networks.

Good for her on going ahead with a lawsuit. I’m not a lawyer but it seems to me that the First Amendment doesn’t protect you from a civil suit if someone feels you slandered them. Also, why should you be protected by the 1st Amendment if you slandered someone during a political campaign, especially if that person…

How in the fuck is this sleazy, lying, shit bag, still in office?

Please, Summer. Take him out at the knees.