Why wouldn’t he do this, it fits two of his most important criteria perfectly.

Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews needs to come back. Here’s mine:

I saw the article because I follow Kamala Harris, so it definitely isn’t getting enough attention on its own. I don’t even get what the end game is here for the trump administration? Just continuing on with their slum lord ways?

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

This fucker...

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

78 Famed Artists Including Kara Walker, Cindy Sherman, and Marina Abramovic Condemn the Dana Schutz Protest

I would totally vote for Miranda Hobbs, but Cynthia Nixon is actually a pretty good candidate in her own right. She’s an education activist and has been involved in NYC politics for a long time. Plus, pretty much anyone is better than Cuomo.  

He’ll just build a seawall. And France will pay for it.

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

Do you think it can last though? Every few weeks we’re promised that a new, more professional administration is just around the corner and then something happens that rattles Mr Orange’s cage and we’re back to square one.

Those aren’t Trump tweets. Kelly obviously has someone showing up at 5:30 am now. I’m betting Hope Hicks looks real tired this week.

Or given the occasional polonium cocktail. And all this reminds me that coal may be dying but I wonder who produces/processes polonium. That should be a growth industry right about now, wouldn’t you think?

Trump has a boss to answer to, just like the rest of us. If you piss off Trump’s boss you get thrown out of a high rise window.

Seriously if he started speaking in tongues and vague symbols smeared on the walls with his own poop tomorrow I’d be alarmingly unsurprised.

I’m just going to say it—This is what voting for anti-abortion candidates gets you.

I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.

Sinking ships rarely gain rats...

I’d rather hug men and shake hands with women because the latter are way more likely to wash their hands after visiting the bathroom.