Nailed it.

Just as it was four toed in times of old.

He restored the honor of his sole.

I would totally do this sober. First shot of the night. Sign me up. But I’m from another cold Canadian town, and love doing gross shit.

Does it grow back or is that a permanent solution?

Ok I need to know the specifics on this.

Nope, tourists line up for this shit. I live here and my friend is the “toe captain”.

We’ve given you canuks enough material to last 10 decades we can make jokes about a toe.

But in the end he toed the line.

I got my big toenail removed a few weeks ago to nip a toe fungus that had gotten out of control. If anyone would like to see a picture, I can promise it’s less gross than that toe pic up there.

Well, that thief really stepped out of line and put his foot in it.

I think the most hilarious thing about the “tapes/no tapes” thing is that 45 (inadvertently, obviously) pretty much made sure that no one questioned Comey’s testimony. Because Comey (and the general public) were under the impression that there were tapes of their conversation, Comey now had incentive not to lie about…

The disabled rights community is always active, always among the first to take action and (here, quite literally) take a hit for those who are powerless. I would say that Republicans should be ashamed of themselves, but clearly they are unfamiliar with the concept.

The day she was confirmed by the senate after her painful and, in my mind, automatically disqualifying confirmation hearing I changed my school computer’s password to “BetsyDeNO666" thinking it would make me feel better. Instead it made me want to drink before teaching my first class every morning being reminded of my…

I know the guy pounding on the door is called Black Rod, I think. I’ve always found it amusing that when I study British history its king, king, king, Mary I, Elizabeth I, king, king, ect... and I’ve never know an England ruled by a king.

and now this

You know, watching my own side turn on Pelosi again and suggest that she needs to resign really isn’t doing much to dissuade me of my “This is a global backlash against women in power” thoughts.

Per the tweets: can you imagine the outcry if anyone other than [the current occupant of the White House] sent that shit out? Remind me again which party is ‘dividing the nation...’