Oh no! This should've made #1
What a shame!

I got my Smart ForTwo 1.0 mhd new in December 2013, 71hp gasoline.
I drove 1400km since then so mileage will improve further, until now I averaged 4,9L/100Km or ~ 59(us)mpg, mostly town.

I own a 2013 Smart Fortwo, not this particular but the model.
Have it since one month and I Love it, I don't understand all the hate.

Here is a report (in german) about the Safety of the Smart 451 in comparison to the Fiat 500, Kia Picanto and Renault Twingo against middle class cars and it says in the headline: "the smallest car (smart) is the safest of the bunch"

You mean the fifth gear Test? I think that was pretty Impressive and it was the first Generation 450 Smart.
70mph is very deadly/dangerous in almost every car

Well there is not much to see but the grill, I'm not 100% shure about the last two :D

First (front) to last -

First (front) to last - W205 C-Class; W212 E-Class; 2x W207 E-Class Coupe/conv.; C117 CLA-Class; X156 - GLA-Class

Of course, I wouldn't want to drive a Chinese car, either. My Point however was that the smart isn't unsafe

Bullshit, of course 1 on 1 a heavier car is always better but a Smart is safe, safer than other cars in its Segment. Safer for example, than a Fiat 500, which is also a great car.

I'm not homophobic, but that guy looks and Stands extremly... feminine, not something you would Associate with powerful and strong military machinery

I don't think they changed it! But I'm curious for your test! Let me know if you tried some soft offroading like this and if it failed :D
Btw which model?

And BMW X-Drive is awesome!!!!!11!

Alright, I new the Zafira was something special in the van segment, not the First but pecial ;)

But that's nothing brave, other Brands sell diesel, too? I don't really know about diesels and the USA, I don't live in America

Thank you! Didn't know that

Diesels are nothing new nor brave.
First diesel production car was sold 1936 - Mercedes 260D

I give them that but recently they weren't brave at all.
I mean
Mercedes invented the 4-door coupe niche with the CLS
BMW invented the SUV-Coupe-SAV niche with the X6
I think in Europe Opel were First with a minivan - Zafira (not sure about that)
First "Micro" Car - Smart Fortwo?

They don't have the balls, they usually entering Segments after every other manufacturer proofed it successfull.

Right! It just felt weird writing, that a Chrysler looks better than a Maserati...