This is stupid. Looks like thinnly sliced jicama. How is one to eat this? As a fan of fancy food and veggies I’m gonna take a pass as this stupid shit. Jicama wrapped greens topped with tomato and sprinkled in corn and sauce on the side is not a culinary delight.

Also, she forcefully performed oral on him the same that Weinstein did to her. Incredibly creepy how similar the assaults are. It’s disgusting, she groomed him and he played her son when he was a young child and was only 17 when she assaulted him. I hope people don’t come down on #metoo just because one of Weinstein’s …

The biggest red flag is seeing Pearl Jam EIGHTEEN times.

Oh god, I’m having flash backs to 1999 winter formal. I had clear heels but at least mine were open toed which helping with some of the foot sweating. I know the 90s are back but that doesn’t have to include EVERYTHING. And at least my dress was floor length so no one really saw the shoes. 

My father sucks so I haven’t been in contact in like 13 years. My husband is a really good father though. I know a few people that have solid dads. 

I think I cried during the limo scene, it was great. 

Thomas Markle is the wooooooorsssst. How long before he stops getting paid for his interviews and ceases to exist in gossip? I have dumpster fire parents too but at least I’m not famous. 

I have really sensitive dry eyes and was getting “pink eye” but it wasnt actual pink eye from infection/bacteria, just irritation. My eye doctor told me to take fish oil (nordic naturals was his recommended brand) and it did actually help...

I cut of my parents 12 years ago and it was truly for the best. It’s not over some spat, it’s because they are shitty people and it was an unhealthy relationship. 

He was selling stories and doing interviews/pap walks with TMZ through the engagement and wedding (which he pulled out of last minute). If he just shut his mouth he would have a relationship. It’s because he sucks. 

I bring sleep shorts if I’m sharing a room with camping or a hotel but I still don’t wear panties to bed u less I’m on my period. 

I will never understand why some people treat marriage like dating. You don’t need to marry every serious girlfriend! 5 times, and I’m sure those are all actual weddings and not just quietly going to city hall/Vegas. He seemed like a major twat on RHOBH so good luck with that. 

You get more rights than just cohabiting (like if your SO get sick/dies you get automatic POA), insurance, tax breaks...just makes things easier if you’re in it for the long haul. Now getting married 5 times makes zero sense.

I was thinking about all the recordings Cohen took of his clients (I assume Trump was also recorded).

Anywhere in Thailand. The breakfast buffets included in the room are amazing. The quality is great and it’s and insane amount of options. I’ve spent a fair amount of time there (7 weeks total between 2 trips) and had a really nice experience at each place with the breakfasts. I stay here for a night or 2 in Bangkok to…

We had the same experience at a different hotel in Paris. The free snacks were awesome and it was a midrange hotel with excellent service. I never had any bad service in France.

I kept my name but after being married for 7 years I hyphenated it. I didn’t even tell my husband I hyphenated because I didn’t want to make a big deal about it. He actually found out when I had a credit card laying out but it was because that’s when we were starting the discussion of starting a family and I really…

I used to order a medium pizza in high school (the fancy veggie style with artichokes and white sauce) and eat the entire thing myself after basketball. RIP teenage metabolism combined with being an athlete.

I don’t remember the first one that well other than the rich neighbors targeting the guy who makes money off of selling them their security systems to protect them from the purge. But in the others there was a pretty big focus on poor people being targeted/kidnapped for the rich people to murder at parties/auctions.

That’s actually kinda the plot in the second and third movies.