We did Mario theme. I was princess peach, husband Mario, and our little koopa.

The food allergy section is behind the times. The new thing is to introduce allergen foods before they turn one because they will be less likely to develop allergies. You just introduce them slowly and in the morning so you can monitor their reaction. This is what I’ve read and what my pediatrician told me.

Qdoba defintley has subpar burritos and bowls. I will occasionally go there for nachos but that’s all they’ve have to offer.

Oh damn, I just thought how awesome it’d be to do an advent calendar for election. I suppose it’s not too late. I’ll just eat chocolate and drink wine every night until 11/9 like I do most nights. I just voted yesterday so now I just wait it out. I’m just going to keep busy until then.

I can’t lie unless it’s to my mother but I think that was for survival. If it’s anyone else I turn bright red and fidget and giggle. I can keep secrets though.

I used to slip a small thing of rum in the cart in high school and distract the cashier while we were being rung up since they weren’t going to card my 50 year old mom.

I had the same issue. I had to wrap a sweatshirt around my waist and go to the nurses so they could call me mom.

That’s terrible. My mother was similar and gave me rice dream as a rare treat. It was gross. But at least he got candy in the holidays. I used to walk to the candy store with money that I’d get for recycling cans since I had no money and gorge.

That kinda reminds me of a dentist appointment I bowed out of. I was forced to live in the middle of nowhere Texas for 6 months for my husbands military school and I had a cavity and made an appointment. The office was out of the 60s. Shag carpet and super old dental equipment. I faked being sick and scheduled and…

Well that’s creepy. I do think there are some good ones that are legit but lots who are quacks. I go to one and it’s in a brightly lit non murdery office and she helped me recover from injuries, pinched nerves, and reduce migraines.

It has definitely helped my migraines. And when I was pregnant it helped with my hip and back pain from being knocked up.

It’s not like you suck snot into your mouth because there’s a filter but it’s more effective at getting baby snot out vs the bulb. The trick is you have to headlock the baby and pin their arms after they become wise to it.

It should be called whiplash since that’s what my baby does when he sees it. I have to put him in a headlock.

The person I know had recently given birth. I feel so bad for her. 

I know someone who has a prolapsed vagina. Definitely makes me want to do kegels.

I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. I have a crawling baby so I vacuum 3xweek and run a roomba other days so he doesn’t swallow too much hair. Pre baby I ran roomba daily and vacuumed once a week. I have bad allergies and don’t like seeing hair tumbleweeds.

I fully enjoyed this as someone who lives in Nevada because apparently people were getting pissed. It actually might hurt his support because a lot of his base out here are also people who go nuts if you mispronounce the state.

At the very minimum leggings under the shorts.

This woman was in her 30s. It really boggled my mind.

I mean I go to the bathroom all the time holding my baby. It’s totally normal. Of course I use an Ergo so it’s super easy but still.