Way to completely misread the article! Bravo!

I met a wonderful girl with an auto immune disorder. I waited until she had surgery to help it before i proposed. She got healthy, we got married. It is EXTREMELY difficult to have a partner who is sick, weak and generally unable to do stuff for long, random periods that cannot be planned for.

I never found loot cave 1 all that effective. I'd use this if I needed weapon parts or salvage from gear but beyond that ehh. Tonight I'll rank up in the vanguards and will be able to buy 2 legendary pieces and once tomorrow hits I have enough strange coins to hit up Xur (Xir?). I'm not against the loot cave(s) I…

I'll tell you the truth: it's a really, really flawed game, with the worst story I've ever seen and some really terrible design choices... but I can't stop playing it. None of us can. I've been playing every single night and I'm just having so much fun with this game that it's gotta be up there with my other GOTYs…

I'm sure the complainants have poor network connections, which Bungie's error messaging doesn't address. I can speak from experience, where terrible network issues kept me from a stable connection during peak hours for all of launch week. I knew for a fact the problems I had were on the ISP side, not Bungie's side.…

Thing is: I've coached many people who are straight-up millionaires but can't get a date to save your life. Just having money doesn't make you attractive. It, at best, gets people who are willing to pretend to be interested as long as you keep the cash flow going.

Also: confidence + passion + charm = George Clooney.…

So that's why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, 'Fuck.' I try to think about everything so it has a story to me."

Oh for god's sake. I just can't believe someone proposed this and no one was like, "hey, uh, that's kind of tone deaf and also offensive." I've seen things like this before and they always make me roll my eyes so hard I give myself a headache.

I was hoping a good bundle would come out, then I was like, well destiny is only two weeks away, better buy one. A tragedy.
As another person suggested, I'm going to talk to the retailer to see if I can get the deal anyway, I know a few people who work there so I might get lucky

It looks like they managed to sneak in a "Destiny Bundle" after all.

It bothers me that yellow and orange text makes me want to play this game again.

did you work at the Betty Friedan High School for Evolved Youth because I think the only time I have ever heard a high school guy use the word "breast" was to describe the kind of chicken they prefer

lol yeah the high school guys totally used the word "breasts" solid characterization

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

I want to play Batman AND tanks. Specifically, tanks that are the Batmobile.

BOOO WENDY TESTABUGER, BOOO!!!!

In recent days I've been asked several times about a possible breach of ethics involving one of our reporters. While I believe no such breach occurred, I feel it is important for Kotaku readers who have questions to get clear answers.

I love that Eva Green's makeup always looks like last night's. She is perfection.

Fair enough. Replace "hide" with "barricade yourself in"

Wow, "Do The Bartman"... That really takes me back...