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According to Looney Tunes physics, he should be able to do this perpetually until he looks down.

I can; I likely would've had an easier time dating, made fewer mistakes, and been less of an ass to people.

You are wrong they have the same if not more pressure when asking someone out. Not only is it just as difficult, their are bigger consequences for a woman socially. It is Dangerous for her physically, emotionally and socially.

If you honestly think it has anything to do with height or figure you missed the entire point.

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I just linked this exact video last night! True.

Honestly? It's both.

A lot of guys - and to be honest, it's mostly guys - buy into a lot of bullshit when it comes to dating, whether it's the classic "women only like assholes" or the Friend Zone or the idea that women are "the gatekeepers" of sex.

My philosophy when it comes to dating is that you do much better when…

Uh, yeah.

Insecurity is the most unattractive thing in the world.

Sorry, but as an animator, women move differently. You'd want them to when working on a game like this too. It wouldn't be two days work. It probably wouldn't need all 8000 animations (lol @ that number btw) but there'd be a considerable amount of work. Then you have to do the entire game's main character audio…

It would be vicious. In my opinion take Lyoto Machida/Anderson Silva/Royce Gracie and combine them into one person and you MIGHT have someone on par who could stand toe to toe with Bruce Lee.

If only his arms disappeared as well you could be "Mind Quad"!!!!!!

I think Majin Buu would be great for parties.

For free food he might be able to get a Majin Buu

Racist or not, if hes gonna shell out 10 grand, I'd jump his old bones and call him big papi in a heartbeat

Adulteress\Gold-digger Makes A Run For Old Man's Money

I had sex with a married woman once. I used to date her back in highschool and then she disappeared for a few years. I come back home on vacation to visit my folks to find out she was living in town again. We hooked up that night to hang out, ended up kickin' boots and going our separate ways.

Gotta step up my sweater game.