Turn your house into a giant safe with these easy steps. You'll just need to take down all non-load-bearing walls, brick up your windows, and disconnect all the pesky water pipes and electric wires.

How to wash up. Seriously, having been flat-sharing for almost 9 years now, I am shocked to say that only one of my flatmates seems to have been capable of properly washing up. I've had people who just briefly rinsed everything, another who washed each plate then dipped them into filthy, stagnant washing-up water, and…

'Would of' and 'could of' are the most atrocious things I have ever come across. Close second is shared by apostrophe misuse (in particular, apostrophes to pluralise), incorrect use of the subjunctive ('I wish I was') and using adjectives as adverbs ('you're doing it wrong').

Holy crap, Kid Clown!

I LOVE using win+left/win+right to get windows to fill half the screen. Best addition to Windows since ... ever?

This seems as good a place as any to ask ... My university have been kind enough to let me borrow a Pi for a couple of months. I'm just looking for some inspiration for fun or interesting things to do with it (the most tempting thing I've seem so far is to turn it into an N64 emulator.) Just wondering what suggestions…

I have never woken up before my alarm. In fact, I don't think I've ever woken up without an alarm. On holidays (and weekends when I forget to set my alarm) I can easily sleep 12 hours straight. And when I do wake up, I tend to just go back to sleep anyway.

Can I just recommend Zoostorm? After spending ages looking for a laptop that didn't have Win8 on it, I eventually stumbled upon them - they sell them without any pre-installed OS (and, of course, other garbage) and are therefore also generally really well priced. I've only had mine for about half a year, so I can't…

How bored would we all be if we didn't have completely inane things to get ridiculously angry about?

I guess it depends on your interpretation, but when you said "eat well" I read it as eating healthy food - and I'm fairly certain pizzas and peanut butter & jelly don't fall into that category.

Playing hard to get is definitely a real thing. Women do it all the time. Unfortunately. It would be a lot easier if everyone could just be honest about their intention.

This is music to my ears.

The whole point is for sharing ... rather than each person having to reach into and rummage around in the depth of a large bag of doritos, you can just eat out of a "bowl"

The problem I have with most of these is that I tend to have shortcuts to apps that I use a lot on my home screen - and most of the themes I've tried so far aren't really designed for that. Do people just go through their entire app drawer every time they want to play a particular game, say?

Huh, mental floss again. Clearly going to need to subscribe to that.

Pretty much. I'd give this app a proper go, but just 2 days ago I spend a good hour entering all my classes into my calendar, so I think I will stick with that.

Wouldn't the 1DS' screen just be a single row of pixels?

Don't bother. I got into a whole mess a short while back when I stupidly said that if you like immature humour, that makes you immature. Just gotta live with it, it doesn't really directly impact you in any way so the best thing to do is to ignore it.

I got really excited.