Have ice? Have roundabout? Have truck? Have polish driver? Have fun.

Yeah, dude. And that scene where he changes clothes? Totally unrealistic.

It's not my style, but it's certainly not the worst custom Elise.

This is BMW I know:

Lol. An x6 that doesn't sell. Clearly you don't live in north jersey. There are plenty of them. I even see a decent amount of 5er gt's and I've even seen a few 3er Gt's. Where there are rich fools, there will be buyers for these stupid cars.

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough see yourself become a villain to people who wouldn't buy one of your cars new anyway and bitch because you're super successful and can build whatever the fuck you want because people will buy whatever you make."

A front wheel drive mini-wagon with an M Sport pack.

Before it multiplies....LIKE A RABBIT????? But really, wtf BMW??

Now it's time to play a little game called : scenes from a hat

Kill this before it multiplies!

Welcome to BMW, where the numbers are made up, and the cars don't matter.

That Turismo actually doesn't look too horrible (even though it probably is), especially considering earlier entries like the "We crashed an X6" Actyon

North Americans, like Europeans and Asians, buy plenty of ugly cars. What else would you call your average (not all) Dodge, Toyota or Chevrolet of the last few decades? Since when has that ever stopped a manufacturer or the general public?

Arguments against this are invalid.

Can we attribute this to model bloat?

Speaking of Logos that need an update... *cough* Jalopnik *cough* *cough*

What's not to love? Just look at that styling! That fine, egg-like body. That stunning Acura grille, majestic like the beak of a mighty eagle in flight! And because it's so impractical, no one's ever going to ask you to help them move if you own one. Tell your stupid kid to move into their own dorm room: You have a…

Um I disagree with you. Toyota is doing what the America car companies used to do. Selling the same basic platform for far to long while everyone else (American) car companies update and continue to improve, instead of being as cheap as possible. Drum brakes really in 2013? How is that quality? They used to lead in…