I think he’s way more on the money than he probably realizes. Drugs = bigger, stronger faster players. If you increase the speed of collisions, and you increase the weight of the objects colliding, and you change the substance of the weight from soft flabby tissue to dense hard tissue, then of course you have more…

Well not exactly, but they WERE struck by cowboys

I want you to know that I just watched that entire thing. Just clicked play and off I went. Also, you should know that 90% of the time I had no idea what they were talking about. Finally, understand this is very, very good weed.

I disagree. Poker has been a central plot point for disagreements between men and or settling scores in movies for decades, in movies taking place in everything from modern times to the wild west. Poker’s recent surge in popularity is simply a blip in its very long history.

Please don’t get me wrong. I love the photo and love the car, and frankly, interjecting my opinion in this manner makes me a bit of an ass. Just trying to be helpful.

precisely what I’m referring to. Should have increased the F Stop certainly. It’s still a really nice photo, but if you are going to show the detail of a car, in this case perhaps the ‘Stingray’ written near the front fender, you should get it in focus.

Ehhhh, sweet car. Pic could stand to be much more in focus mind you

Yeah, millions of kids ARE watching. Millions of kids who wouldn’t be watching if it weren’t for erections. Shut your mouth, Adam Wainwright.

All things considered, that fifth goal is an all-timer.

The A4 has become one of the most desperately boring looking cars on the market... I don’t get it. At all.

I test drove this (with a manual) just after the 2015’s were released. Without the performance pack. What a fantastic car. It would NEVER stop being fun to drive, and its fast enough. Of interesting note, I am 6’8 and found it to be plenty comfortable for a driver of my size as well.

At least they got the color right, ‘Mine Don’t Stink Brown’

I don’t know what this says about me, but I really don’t give a fuck about the drugs. There was a three year stretch when there was nothing more awesome than watching this man come to bat. I’ve never felt like that watching anything. How many times did they walk him with the bases loaded? What is the parallel to that…

Congrats to Jalopnik’s female readers as you are now the only ladies to have ever seen this!

Yes, because winning at any cost is a new idea in sports, and has not been around since organized sports first became lucrative.

I would not park a 918 at a $400,000 house, but maybe that’s just me. However 400k is a nice down payment on a $2 million home...

I think the current M3/M4’s would drive an E36 or E46 M3 and it would be such a bitter sweet thing.

No chance this thing is below 3000 pounds. I don’t see where or how they could have shaved that much weight. I still want one badly, mind you.

Another huge mistake buyers often make when deciding between leasing and buying (with a loan) is that they operate a small business and think that they can only write-off, come tax time, a car that is leased. That is not true. Any payments made on a vehicle used for working purposes are tax deductible, at least in…

The most stirring Pedro performance for me will always be when he came out of the bullpen in cleveland in 1999 to throw six no hit innings in a bananas game that was tied 8-8 at the time. Series was at the fifth and deciding game. And he was out of it with a back injury. He came in anyways, and shut down their bats.…