Only four of them worked? That's gay.

fantastic

The Greeks look in on the Sochi Olympics nervously, as fears of their modern Olympics record for 'Most Analingus Performed during the games' continue to rise, and their record, once thought to be untouchable, sits in peril.

Wow. +1

How 3rd world of them! See, in America when a furry old dog that nobody wants anymore wanders onto the field of a major sporting events opening ceremony, they let him do the coin toss.

When the situation you're in is quite scary,

This is a professional sport, played by grown men. If you don't want to be down by 40, or give up 62, try playing defense. Fuck the code, if they didn't want to be a part of history, it was up to them to stop it.

You think this is a good Brett Hull story? Lets not even get into his legendary foot worship. Crazy guy almost always had his foot in some broads crease.

Wait until they find out that he used to be a woman...

I am honored to be a part of this list. This despicable, perfect list.

In Soviet Russia, child molests you.

Some guys will do anything to force a trade to the perennial contender Bengals

Kellen Winslow never misses Target practice.

I own a European car (BMW). I have many friends with Audi's, VW's, etc etc. Every single one of these European Cars has a 'Cold Weather Package' option available on them. You'd think Manning would have sprung for that option as well. Cheap bastard.

+1 the lot of you

The bulls quickly realized that their best defense was to lure the participants to the corner of the arenas where they immediately forgot about the bull and instead opened variety stores.

Ryan who?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRIANGLE OFFENSE!

Probably gonna want to add some clenbuterol to that program ASAP

So many strong powerful symbols of womanhood! Can't wait for this years issue.