The ruined coat and the embarrassment of having our bus boys tell the tale for the next few years were punishment enough in the first case

I was being VERY sarcastic lol

Here is a true story that sums up LaPierre about as well as any I can think of:

... and the bash brothers were never heard from or spoken of again.

This is brilliant. Bravo +1

Remind me not to go on Mibba and search for 'Penn State'

I guess the cat is out of Tiger's bag.

He is taking the Eagles hurry up offense scheme WAY too seriously.

I bet you Pete Rose would do a better job

In Soviet Russia, shed tortures you.

ESPN's official statement would like to report that Mr Kruk is currently feeling under the weather, that Tim Tebow farted this afternoon and that Ron Jaworski thinks his fart has the potential to change the face of the AFC.

Homer Simpsonov: Doe!

This was definitely A-Rod's worst attempt at covering up this Biogenesis stuff

Despite the fact that the one guy looks an awful lot like Adam Lind, its DEFINITELY not him, as this guy actually managed to get to second base.