The problem people are having with MLS is they are not even allowing their business to mature. They’re on a money-grab, expanding with no top-flight talent coming in. Their refusal to partner with USL to develop a legitimate Pro/Rel system further eradicate their credibility in the sport.

If MLS gave a shit about the soccer, they would have instituted pro/rel instead of simply holding out their hands and screaming “GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE” until every city bigger than Peoria has an MLS team.

If we are posting on-point Far Sides, this is the best one:

Technically that’s an automatic double. A ground-rule double is dependent entirely on the ground rules of the field where the game is being played.

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

I love the commercial. I am also mature and cognizant enough to separate the swill beer from the commercial.  I imagine most viewers are, too.

Thanks for this. When I left the house this morning, I noticed the magnolia tree in our front yard was in full bloom and took a moment to appreciate its beauty. After reading this, I remembered that the real focus should be on all of those stupid flower petals which I will have to clean up over the coming weeks. Life…

He’s been the hero for my Fantasy team. Between him, Patricio and Doherty, it’s been big points nearly every week.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

“The Ham Boys”

100%. This is some bullshit. Why we need to take down duca? who gives a shit if someone was kind of a dick on twitter that one time? And how does that not square with Duca’s brand, which is being mouthy and salty?

The core problem to me is that Merlan doesn’t like this “grifter”, doesn’t feel she’s earned her status and wrote a massively long hit piece about a drunken email.
It’s jealous gossip wrapped up as, what, truth-seeking?

She did dumb shit when she was 21 (or 20?!) and has perhaps...grown in the time since? And I know you acknowledge that but it’s a throwaway line in what sort of feels like a needless hitpiece? This isn’t Tucker Carlson being a racist misogynistic manbaby at 40 or whatever.

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

It may or may not have been out, but the entirety of the ball has to be over the line and no camera angle was definitive. But regardless, why is VAR even reviewing this? Yes, a goal was scored, but that was missed by the linesman behind midfield and the ball was played by 6 players before the goal. How far back are…