In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

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Such a shame that he can’t represent the Shire in Euro 2016.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Oh please. Try being someone who grew up in the 80s who gets to watch the *sons* of the stars back then age and falter. Prince Fielder has an OPS of .521!

Still a dirtbag thing to do, leaving a handicapped person on the side of the road, especially if they were a paying customer.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Bullshit.

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

And this is why I gave up on multiplayer in general. Cheats and hacks create an awful environment. I don’t have much time to game because of school. When I do find the time to play, I don’t like dealing with some random guy shooting from outside the map or using some invincibility glitch.

Dunno, it seems like a pretty good position to me. Refusing to take orders from a remora piece of shit like Dana White is the right move, every time.

I think this would be cooler if it were just one guy doing it?

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

They don’t promise not to make a difference. They promise to act as an emergency brake in the event Democrats elect a lunatic or something crazy happens on the eve of the convention.

Wait. Hillary has to take responsibility for the 1994 crime bill but Bernie does not even though he voted for it? Okay dokey.

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho who did not think Romelu Lukaku was of the required quality for Chelsea.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

Fortunately most people who consider these guys role models are too young to vote, addicted to something, or Darren Rovell.