I will pay 1,000% more to stay at a hotel that specifically bars Instagram influencers

The most effective lens I’ve found to understand Trump is that his various phobias, paranoia and rich list of assorted pathologies long ago reached critical mass, pushing his psyche into a perpetual state of war of one-against-all. There are no neutral parties in this conflict. His self-referential worldview is so…

I heard him answer a question about whether he’s running for President (from before he stepped down) and gave the most absolutely trite bullshit answer about focus on delivering shareholder value and not to read anything into BLAH BLAH BLAH and I made such a huge J.O. motion that I nearly drove my car into a ditch.

Just fuckin’ cut and paste this article forever about everything until he dies

Yes, the correct formulation is: “Are we surprised that a man who would go on to be convicted of negligent homicide and get Nazi tattoos in prison was hired to be a Louisiana Police Officer?”

I think it’s good that we continue to give the benefit of the doubt to people who have proven over a huge sample size to be absolute pieces of shit. This to me, is good.

Always, fuck the Wilpons.

Eeyore is voiced by....a perpetually hung-over Brad Garrett?

Oh shit I looked it up and it IS Brad Garrett!

Infectious diseases like the plague and Influenza

Once you hear both, you can hear either.

I like when old guys refuse to learn anything and advance to positions of authority based on handshakefulness and wearing mediocre suits. This to me is really good and should continue.

It’s good that they followed the rules and allowed a bad call to stand.

Use it as the cold fat in a biscuit dough

So, he definitely follows Infowars, right?

An unexpected Loss in the Windies column.

“...2018 egg America looks like what you’d get from a shitty counterfeiter who didn’t bother to do the slightest research because he knew his customers would be too stupid to know the difference anyway”

“All the Things that you Love, Actually they all Suck, you Stupid Morons”

You think an absolutist position on 1A is alinged with centrism? OK, I suppose that’s a possibility. But the very idea of ‘centrism’ suggests moderated positions. I can’t think of any obvious cases where centrism implies an absolutist position on 1A...nor can I think of such a case with respect to 2A either.

This is incorrect. The People have decided we have an interest in preventing incitement and hate speech and thus those are not free speech.

They realized in the last 2 years that Americans are even fucking dumber than they previously thought.