Cut with a regular pizza cutter, then when you have the raviolis formed and sealed you can do a passable job of getting that classic edge by pressing the edges with a regular ass fork.

Well, I refuse to treat people as means to an end. I believe human beings are ends in themselves and deserve compassion and respect. If that’s what you mean by afflicted; then 1) Yes I am and 2) You’re a sorry excuse for a man.

When you’ve figured it out, you’ll be a real boy.

No!! With more exlamation points than you used!!! So I really mean it!!!!

A person who thinks honest is the proper word to fill that blank is not a person at all. I can smell your soul rotting from here.

“If we’re being honest callously inhuman...”

I go with a squirt of Hershey’s Dark Chocolate syrup. It mixes in pretty well, you get that great flavor and less oil separation. It’s also relatively cheap and it is easier to control/adjust how much you add to your coffee.

I crossed the 328i, A4, C250, S60 and GTI (some CPO some new). All factors considered the top three were the BMW (I bought it) the GTI and the S60. The S60 was the most car for the money, maybe tied with the GTI but it had just one or two things I didn’t think I could live with. The worst was how light the steering…

I’m a sucker for a good french press. I even love the sediment.

Or if the distance between the gravitational centers had been several hundred billion kilometers greater the problem could have been avoided entirely.

BOURGEOI2IE

You should stop writing until you figure out why this is incorrect. PS I generally love your writing, so please do figure it out post-haste.

Once in a while I’ll grab a couple small lobster tails, poach them in butter (beurre monte to be exact) then add a little sherry to the butter, cook in a little flour and use that as the base for the cheese sauce in a Lobster mac and cheese. I’ll also take all the little scrap meat from the small legs, tail flippers…

There are many more cost effective ways to let people know you’re a selfish asshole with no taste.

Credit is a great option for immediate term. It really does help to have cash or near cash assets on hand to make sure that you do not end up paying financing charges. In fact, if you have a good credit card you can actually end up making 1.5% on the deal through rewards points. It’s generally a good idea to have…

Honey and curry powder go really well.

Gas is cheap right now due to a confluence of global economic/political factors:

Correct, if the fulcrum support structure was not sufficiently strong the same laws of physics could result in the wrecking ball following its natural ballistic path.....straight through his face.

STOP with this. First, it seems like you might not even know what sous vide means. It means “Under Vacuum”, which is almost always a plastic bag of some kind and a separate tool to remove air and put the item to be cooked in a low pressure (not a real vaccum of course) condition. If as in the first recipe, you’re just…

The furnace in which the heavy metals of the universe are cooked up. So effing cool.