I’m assuming they flipped a coin, with heads=Mindy Kaling and tails=Aubrey Plaza.

Fun! A punter replied to me!

That’s cool, if you like to read because you know in the end good things will happen to your favorite characters there are a whole bunch of really fun books like that around. Plenty of narrative arcs end in a pot of gold for the good guys. Some of us don’t mind it when our fictions take us to dark places we’re…

Obvious but effective.

When I ride, if this happens (and it does) I am always really polite and ask them to please be careful. It works, be nice. There are still some people who are gonna flip out, but still be nice.

I’m only sorry I can recommend this once. The utility of these comments is they help you know when someone knows almost nothing about soccer. If you can’t appreciate what Bradley has done for the US and his qualities as a player then you just plain don’t get the sport.

Being wrong about Michael Bradley is still the #1 way to let people know you only started “watching soccer” at the last World Cup.

Hell yeah man (or woman, whatever) I’m in full agreement, particularly if I’m at home making a drink for myself and my wife. Most times we’re only gonna make one drink so in the grand tradition of one J. Bond we like them large, strong and cold. Go heavy on the leading alcohol if that’s your thing. If you’re making…

Agreed, whatever else they are doing that is shitty (plenty) LEO’s have a legit beef if they aren’t getting paid.

Hahaha yes, I love this line of thought. It is completely invalid to ask that Police Officers follow protocol and represent the public good by exercising only justified levels of force. A more logical and reasonable approach is to simply WISH AWAY ALL CRIME. That will solve things once and for all. We should hold Law…

...“black crime” you know; that thing people with more than 14 functioning brain cells call, “crime.”

This is nonsense. Definitely don’t bother rinsing the cooked tail under cold water. Yeah, cut the vein out, if you want but don’t rinse off a bunch of that great lobster flavor.

For double lobstery butter, you can cook the tails by basting over hot butter in a small saucepan, basically poaching them. The lobster itself tastes great this way and the leftover butter is amazing. You can add the shells back in (and more butter if needed) and follow the basic steps here. I like to play around and…

Did anyone else notices the customized Barcelona Jersey in his locker?

See, this one IS a half volley. And not just because an Englishman said so.

I feel like I couldn’t possibly disagree more about when his brand of comedy played best. My summary of his approach is “Well, as long as we’re all here I guess we better do something.” and I think it is the perfect antidote to the current trend which is, “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW VIRAL I AM!!!!” That is the thing I…

Everyone knows plants crave Brawndo, it’s got electrolytes duh.

Not worth more than a cursory, “Go fuck yourself.”

Phil McKonkey

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