So if your car is travelling at the speed of light do your headlights still work?

There is only one true king of chaos causing ducks. Plucka Duck.

The 2018 Commodore which based on the same platform will have the option of a 3.6 twin turbo V6 so the engineering is already available. All it would take for Buick to run the same engine is market demand.

The Falcon XR6 turbo laughs at this so called Demon.

At first I hated it and then I put on my blue coloured glasses which made me hate it even more.

This FanBoost idea has the Hunger Games written all over it. Not saying thats a bad thing but its unsettling for some reason I can’t explain.

I once saw a Holden Commodore wagon that had hit a wedge tail eagle whilst doing 160 kph. The eagle punched a hole in the windscreen about the size of a baseball and the entire inside of the car was covered with tiny pieces of eagle. Not a pretty sight and in the heat of summer the smell was already rising.

It might be horse leather but it looks like ass.

“Fuck off dickhead” is also a correct reply to Dave.

Its interesting that in Australia most internet automotive commenters have gone into meltdown with the sale of Opel to PSA. Judging by the public backlash the “Frogadore” is already dead 12 months out from launch and many are calling for Holden to call its quits altogether.

My XR6 Falcon has done 208K miles and the engine is still in perfect shape. No rattles, noises or knocks and doesn’t use a drop of oil. Falcon taxis easily do over500K without any work on the engines.

I like urologic.

Imagine how much lighter Shane would be if he masturbated before hitting the track.

What if the spoiler is attached to the bonnet providing downforce for the front wheels? Surely thats ok.

Say what you like about the Edsel but in popular culture it has become the most identifiable car of the 50's era. Sure, the 57 Chev had that incredible front end complete with Dagmars and the 59 Caddilac had those outrageous fins but of the Big Three no one had a vertical grille. It was unique and probably the most…

$kay, If Jalopnik paid you one dollar for every star you received you could afford a Ford GT in every colour.

Why not get rid of the indicators altogether and use the DLR’s as both. When the indicators are activated the DLR changes colour to orange and starts blinking. When the indicators are switched off the DLR returns to normal.

Just when you thought this story couldn’t get any weirder.

Thanks Trump.

Pretty sure thats a Spark dude.